最全最搞笑的中式英語大集合!

2015-03-21一分鐘英語一分鐘英語

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很多中國人在說英語時有時會不經意間說出一些"中式英語"，不僅老外聽到會摸不清頭腦，中國人看到了也常常忍俊不禁。做好準備，下面就為你盤點那些讓人爆笑的中式英語，看的時候一定要坐穩(wěn)嘍!

1.we two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰阿。

2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?

3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你。

4.you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有種，我要給你點顏色看看。

5.Government abuse chicken 宮暴雞丁

6.At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我們做雞是對的。

7.You Give Me Stop! 你給我站住!

8.Chop the strange fish 生魚塊

9.watch sister 表妹

10.take iron coffee 拿鐵咖啡

11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

12.Where cool where you stay!哪涼快上哪呆著

13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14.colour wolf 色狼

15.dry goods 干貨

16.want money no; want life one! 要錢沒有，要命一條

17.People mountain and people sea. 人山人海

18.you have two down son。 你有兩下子。

19.let the horse come on 放馬過來

20.I give you face you don't wanna face 給你臉你不要臉

21.red face know me 紅顏知己

22.seven up eight down 七上八下

23.no three no four 不三不四

24.do morning 做早操;do class between 做課間操

25.you try try see!你試試看!

26.love who who 愛誰誰

27.look through autumn water 望穿秋水

28.go you mother's 去你媽

29.May I borrow your light? 借光

30.Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝

31.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞

32.morning three night four 朝三暮四

33.king eight eggs 王八蛋

34.no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

35.go and look 走著瞧

36.poor light egg 窮光蛋

37.ice snow clever 冰雪聰明

38.first see you，i shit love you 第一次見你，我便愛上了你

39.horse horse tiger tiger 馬馬虎虎

40.no money no talk 沒錢免談

41.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，無事退朝

42.you me you me 彼此彼此

43.know is know， noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知...

44.watch sisiter 表妹

45.American Chinese not enough 美中不足

46.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述

47.go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過

48.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!要錢沒有，要命一條

49.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

50.you have two down son。你有兩下子